When I complain I never meet anyone, this blog is a subtle reminder that that is a total lie. Every guy who makes a pass at me gets numbered. Some get rejected, some get a go at the goods, and some get a go at my heart. Only time and numbers will determine who gets it all.

How the numbers work, who they are, and how it all started.

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Date By Numbers

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   Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter.

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   Ugh. E-mails from my ex.

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