When I complain I never meet anyone, this blog is a subtle reminder that that is a total lie. Every guy who makes a pass at me gets numbered. Some get rejected, some get a go at the goods, and some get a go at my heart. Only time and numbers will determine who gets it all.

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1. growingpangs reblogged this from drivingwithoutpants and added:

   Call Mayor Bing immediately. We have a new city slogan here.

2. boris reblogged this from gregrutter
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4. ilenecranky reblogged this from gregrutter and added:

   Hey, it’s something! we’re not the worst anymore.

5. detroitgorilla reblogged this from gregrutter and added:

   Whatevs….NET? mmmm, wha? Anywho, the only problem...this graphic is that all the...

6. brainworks said: WE’RE #1 IN ARSON!!! Oh my god, I’m so happy! We’ve never been #1 in anything. Well, for a spell, Toledo had more exotic nightclubs per capita than any other city. You know what…I’m starting to realize my hometown sucks.
7. drivingwithoutpants reblogged this from gregrutter and added:

   Detroit: We may beat your ass and take your car, but we know that no means no. Suck it Minneapolis!

8. datebynumbers reblogged this from gregrutter and added:

   Oh, hey Cleveland. WTF.

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