When I complain I never meet anyone, this blog is a subtle reminder that that is a total lie. Every guy who makes a pass at me gets numbered. Some get rejected, some get a go at the goods, and some get a go at my heart. Only time and numbers will determine who gets it all.
How the numbers work, who they are, and how it all started.
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Check out the archives here.Anonymous asked: So you say it's hilariously easy for a single woman to get a one night stand. Any thoughts on how a single guy can get one?
A substantial amount of luck.
To increase the likelihood of you getting laid, I advise the following:
- excellent posture
- go to Park & Bond, HTTTGAP, and MrDanger and learn how to dress yourself properly
- don’t use a straw
- actually speak to the females
- have truly excellent luck
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peternyc said:
Crossfit, get a hitler youth haircut at freemans, get good tattoos, leather jackets
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cheekyguy said:
…or be me!
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shorterexcerpts said:
Sometimes “dressing well, posture, and being approachable” works. But I might be really, really lucky (and not short or bald.)
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