thepolkadotchronicles asked: I'm single and it's been several months since I've had sex. I'm dyin' over here. I don't have an old hook up to rely on and I feel too weird going out with my friends to find a suitable secks partner. How does that work, anyway? "Oh hey - pause that story about your grandmother's 90th birthday party while I stalk down that piece of man meat at 10 o' clock. Cool." I'm not interested in a relationship, I just need a one night stand. How do I make it happen?
Le secks, huh?
Look. Realistically, as a babe, all you need to do is go to a bar alone, wear a relatively low-cut shirt, order a beer, and wait. Seriously. And I’m pretty sure you’re aware of that, which means you don’t just want to get laid, you want to get laid by something sexy.
If you lived in New York, I’d just tell you to take three shots, go to Phebe’s, and take home the nearest thing in a polo shirt, but let’s give more generic advice to girls who want that one-night-stand: go up to any guy in a bar and say, “I wanna do bad, bad things to you and never see you again.” Guaranteed to work 8 out of 10 times. Maybe 9.
Okay, okay, real advice (but I’m serious, that line totally work): you don’t need advice to make this happen, you need a pep talk and a maybe of shot of whiskey, because any girl can get laid. Wear something that makes you feel sexy, go to a bar on a Friday night, order a beer, and guys will just come up to you. If you want hit it, say you’re waiting for your friends but would like some company in the meantime. When your friends “never show”, ask if he wants to get out of there. If you don’t want to hit it, say you’re waiting for your boyfriend. PEACE.
Be approachable and you will get laid. Wear colors, statement necklaces, anything that gives guys an easy-in. And then when you see something you like, just have the courage to say so.
