When I complain I never meet anyone, this blog is a subtle reminder that that is a total lie. Every guy who makes a pass at me gets numbered. Some get rejected, some get a go at the goods, and some get a go at my heart. Only time and numbers will determine who gets it all.

How the numbers work, who they are, and how it all started.

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Date By Numbers

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15. shorterexcerpts said: People with babies simply can’t fathom the idea that anyone wouldn’t want to hold one. I wish there were a way that could be changed (even saying “so I’m getting a vasectomy next week” doesn’t work.)
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    friend’s fiance says, they can sense inexperience.

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