Holy smokestacks.
That’s a lot of new followers.
Quick story about the blog. My mom was all, “you’re never going to get married if you keep rejecting people!” I obviously responded like every good daughter would.
I wasn’t rejecting people! Come on! I just wasn’t meeting anyone. Then I thought about who I was dating.
So I started the blog to keep better tabs on them… and myself.
Things were great! I was drinking a lot, dating losers, and working a mediocre job I didn’t care about.
Then! I got a magical phone call from a far away land called “New York” and I was whisked away to Never Never Land! (Never Neverland? Neverland? Never-Never Land? Whatever.)
Hoorah! There was a lot of squeeing and giggling at first.
Then like any good New Yorker, I started to think I was hip.
I don’t smoke, but you get the idea. Living in New York is amazing. Sometimes it’s weird.
But overall, it’s incredible. So now I’m dating, working, singing, running, and here on this ole blog, I happen to doll out advice. People seem to enjoy it. I fucking love it. So, welcome.
How it started: I number the guys that make a legitimate move on me. The smaller the number, the longer they’ve been around. Some of them only got my phone number. Some of them, I actually dated. I started this blog in February 2010, and we’re on #81.
Who they are: this is a general summary of who each number is.
And below you’ll find some of the more popular entries…
Feel free to browse around or drop me a line. So very excellent to make your acquaintance.
