December 2011
cantdoitlikeme asked: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
tigertwo1515 asked: Have a Happy 26th Birthday, Break my Heart by Numbers...I mean Date by Numbers ;-)
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an enviable year
I have a New Year’s Resolution for all of you. This has nothing to do with your weight, your friends, your family. No one is telling you to go the gym, to stop biting your nails, to get out more. I just want you to do one thing and embrace it fully. This year, I want you to listen to yourself. Listen to your own advice. So many of you write to me saying, “I know I shouldn’t...
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Chilling in the airport. You can weather delay me...
“Non-drinkers are difficult. I respect their decision to not drink, but it makes...”
– some dude on 8 out of 10 Cats as to dating non-drinkers
and I couldn’t agree more.
(via bowlingalley-lawyer)
Anonymous asked: I hooked up with a friendly acquaintance the other night and while we were in the act he told me he had only slept with 4 people so "this really meant something." I didn't prompt him to say that. The next night he spent the entire evening flirting with another girl although he came home with me that night too and we made next day plans. He texted the next day and said he'd...
random3132 asked: Don't know who you are but errrr the Christmas tune is sweet .. You should consider to become a singer... Excellence at its best. :) Kinds regards from Belgium.
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my mom was right
I posted a photo of me with my new blonde locks on Facebook and a slew of my exes have commented on it. Including CollegeEx. And 57. Then of course half my gay friends. And some kid I hooked up with when I was 17 who messaged me to say, “HOT! LOL! u were my biggest crush in high school. we should meet up.”
Right.
Looks my mother may win this bet.
As my old hairdresser...
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god, I love Idaho
This is the grocery list I sent to my mom for the holidays:
decaf ginger tea
guava juice
avocados
spinach leaves
walnuts
raspberry vinaigrette
berries (i don’t care what kind)
caramel rice cakes
skim milk
This was the response I got from my mom:
Hey sweets, all we could get was spanish peanuts and orange juice. Rice cakes? Guava juice? Teas? Ok, hippie.
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getting back to your roots
Literally. This holiday, I’m going back blonde.
My natural hair color is like pee on slate. Arguable if it’s blonde, dishwater, paper bag, or stone. Whatever it is, it isn’t red.
This blog started as a bet with my mom, and this hair color switch is also a bet with her where she’ll probably end up being right like she was last time. My mom, ever on the crusade to get...
cat harness
disastrousdatingdivas asked: crap, that cat harness. amazing.
thedelfina asked: oh my god how the fuck did you get your cat to stay in that pink thing? mine wont
I started him as a kitten going on walks. He begs like a dog to get taken out and then he basically leads me wherever he wants to go, which is mainly bird hunting on the roof where we both slink around and scare birds. Because...
sigh
Every year, it’s a challenge to find him a Christmas home. Anybody want to kitty sit for a week?
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Happy holidays, everyone. Here’s a little...
jkittens asked: you have a gorgeous laugh!
Only worth it to hear Larry get in the Christmas...
dreamsofsleep asked: Jameson/ginger is my signature drink... Does this mean that I need to man up or just confirm that you're awesome?
Anonymous asked: I just met the most awesome ever. How do I calm the fuck down and not blow this?
Anonymous asked: My question was the one from November 13th and he ended up being the unreliable kind and also the subject of another question I asked you(made me fall in love and then ignored me until I saw his relationship status change.) But no worries because it wasn't even a day after I told you that when I asked you about an entirely new guy(also of ANOTHER question about me reconnecting with him and...
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'tis the season to get what you want
I’m sure many a couple is cuddling up by the fire this season with a bottle (box) of wine and languishing in the warmth of love, but for the rest of us, it’s the last days of hunting season. Soon, the winter will roll in with thirty feet of snow dedicated to Global Warming. Your only chance to find a mate will be at the pre-yearly-apocalypse grocery store scramble when people buy...
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liebedichzuerst asked: So I asked you a question a while back about hooking up with a male friend freshly out of a relationship (Tumblr won't let me link!)... I just wanted to let you know that I didn't go through with it, and now I'm dating a really great guy who is SO much better for me. Thanks for the solid advice- the good ones really don't come around if you're distracted by someone...
Anonymous asked: Reconnected with an old(good) friend after 3 years. We hung out once and are texting. Tuesday he sent me "What if I told you I'm sexually attracted to you?:)" Clearly I was like, "He just wants to fuck me. I'm down, he's hot." I was in work so four hours later(and two text messages on his part) I basically said I was attracted to him too. Never replied. He...
Anonymous asked: When you plan to meet someone who's shown mild interest but then sorta half-rejected you already, do you play it cool and act/dress as if you're just meeting a friend, or do you doll up in the hope that he will retake interest? (I have the notion that it'll be so humiliating if even my best effort at seduction fails; please dissuade in the spirit of BMO!)
Anonymous asked: What if you have this great bf, who is so loyal, and truly invested in you, and goes out of his way to do sweet things, remembers birthdays/anniversaries/ect. and tries to make them special. The fam loves him, and it's clear that he loves you, but after 2 years together you just... aren't that into him? My question is not so much WHAT would you do (pretty sure I know) but rather HOW to...
Anonymous asked: I am usually straightforward with guys like you were with 78, and half the time it works out like it did for you. I smell bullshit with a new guy I'm seeing but I really don't want to ruin it. I've never felt like this so fast. I don't see him for 3 weeks, so if I brought it up it'd have to be through the phone. Basically we had a deal: if either of us wanted to stop...
Anonymous asked: Love the blog! I was hoping you could give me some advice: I've been on a few dates with a great guy, nothing serious. The problem is that I'm an extremely busy college student, and must meticulously plan around study time. Dates with him extend until 4-5am. I express a desire to leave by 1- 2, but he extends the goodbyes for hours, always wanting one more kiss. I like him, but I...
Anonymous asked: I know you approve of texting/phone-calling with regards to ironing out plans and such but I was wondering if that included the actual event of the man asking you out? Is it cool for a man to text you asking for a date or is that supposed to happen strictly within a vis-a-vis situation? I suppose context is a big factor here (how'd you meet, how long have you known each other, etc), but any...
Anonymous asked: So I met a guy Friday night. He texts me on Saturday morning. I say something like "what are you up to for the rest of the weekend?" His reply "Taking you out tonight" Alright then, I'm interested and not busy so I say "Oh really? Where are you taking me?" and he says "My place haha." And I didn't reply because, dude, you can't even take me...
Anonymous asked: i made out with someone on Thursday, Friday, and Sat. all different someones. should we girls be more discriminating about who we kiss? Saturday was the best if you were wondering. :)
Anonymous asked: He said he'd call me and didn't? It wasn't as we saw each other in person he was like "Oh, I'll call you." It was different. He texted me and said "Are you busy?" and I said "Right now I am, why?" and he said "I wanted to call you." and I said "Oh well you can call me later tonight." and he said "Okay I will:)" and...
Anonymous asked: I've hung out with this guy I like on multiple occasions, and we've been on a couple dates. He asked me out again recently and we made plans to meet up one evening, but as he wasn't sure when he would be free he gave me a time range as opposed to a concrete time. We agreed that he would text/call me when he was free so we could then meet at a cafe we frequent. It's been 3 days;...
Anonymous asked: What's your tattoo of? And maybe a picture?
and thus begins the question spam
Sorry for the silence. Sorry for the spam. Sorry I’m not sorry. Happy holidays.
Anonymous asked: You've been silent this week. :-/ I miss your posts!
What kind of liberal are you? →
“You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.”
Or, things unrelated to relationships/sociology/psych/etc. because I’ve had the flu for awhile and recovering has made my brain halt textual production.
Also, heads...
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“If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine...”
– How Did You Get This Number, Sloane Crosley … You all know how I feel about Sloane Crosley, but this seems appropriate, and it’s true. (via live-to-the-point-of-tears)
