January 2011
December 2010
laticajudia asked: Happy birthday! I can't wait to see your tattoo.
laticajudia asked: Happy birthday! I can't wait to see your tattoo.
isthisreallifeee asked: happy birthday and happy new year!
are you gonna share what your tattoo is of? if you need a down payment, i'm assuming it's big. yet another thing we have in common. i'm am probably going to get one (the first of many) pretty soon. let me know how it goes?
are you gonna share what your tattoo is of? if you need a down payment, i'm assuming it's big. yet another thing we have in common. i'm am probably going to get one (the first of many) pretty soon. let me know how it goes?
isthisreallifeee asked: happy birthday and happy new year!
are you gonna share what your tattoo is of? if you need a down payment, i'm assuming it's big. yet another thing we have in common. i'm am probably going to get one (the first of many) pretty soon. let me know how it goes?
are you gonna share what your tattoo is of? if you need a down payment, i'm assuming it's big. yet another thing we have in common. i'm am probably going to get one (the first of many) pretty soon. let me know how it goes?
happy birthday! sincerely, fate
Remember when I was debating if I should number people I had a crush on because I met a cute ginger at a birthday brunch? Well, he’s numbered now because I spent a good portion of last night making out with him. BAM.
55: beard, ginger, flannel, lives in Brooklyn, 29, is an art designer. EXCELLENT KISSER. God, I love beards.
Alright, first of all, let’s address the fact that...
Down payment on the tattoo complete
I get inked in two weeks. Five years I’ve wanted this tattoo. It’s about time.
3 tags
“The first thing I noticed about your picture was the mischevious smile you have....”
– OkCupid message
I thought that whole thing about guys talking about lips in pick-up lines was bullshit, but apparently not. Hold on while I take the secrets out of my squirrel cheeks.
laticajudia asked: Has the snow affected your flight or are you staying at your parents past New Years?
laticajudia asked: Has the snow affected your flight or are you staying at your parents past New Years?
insulting, but accurate
Mom: That should have been your middle name.
Me: What?
Mom: Narcissa.
“Dorothy, when I’m feeling low self-esteem, I do a little exercise. I say...”
– Blanche Devereaux
Incommunicado
Headed into the back country with the father unit.
Stripped of all my city slicker gear - back in my long johns and snow shoes. Yeehaw!
Just FYI, since all these awesome new people have started to follow:
The Premise
The People
Except right now I’m in a cabin in the middle of snowy nowhere, so I’ll just be eating, shooting guns, skiing, and getting drunk with my parents. Because that’s Christmas.
Get sorted →
The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!
82 Gryffindor, 78 Hufflepuff, 73 Ravenclaw, 47 Slytherin
Which one are you?
Uh, whoa
The ground crew at the Denver airport has some major hotties.
One more flight to go before the 2 hr car ride home. It takes me longer to get home from New York than it does to fly to Rome.
GET THEE TO THE BAR
Shopping and then spiking Shake Shack milkshakes with bourbon with Wife. Getting drunk on eggnog, packing, catching a car at 3:30 am to the airport. Taking THREE FLIGHTS to get home.
Don’t expect too much blogging from the cabin in the woods. Unless my parents have finally entered the 21st century. There’s hardly any people in a 100 mile radius, let alone cute boys.
Someone...
“You need to avoid the temptation to go ballistic at the smallest insult.”
– My horoscope
YEAH? WELL FUCK YOU HOROSCOPE.
OkCupid and Drinking
Alright, so we’ve already established I was totally neckered last night. But apparently I thought it would be fun to get on OkCupid and message some people.
My online persona is embarrassed. But, at least I didn’t have beer goggles ‘cause I messaged some hunks.
Also, the cancelled date wrote another message saying, “Hey, in retrospect, that message seems pretty curt. I...
Gemma needs a drink
Gemma: I hate waiting for the copier to finish. I feel like im toeing the edge of my grave
me: that's an odd way to feel about paper.
Gemma: its the waiting for something so mundane, like I'm gonna waste 6 minutes of my life, where minutes are fucking fleeting and finite, to watch this stupid machine print stupid meaningless words onto stupid bleach white paper. I'M DYING HERE PEOPLE.
Dear Self,
After posturing and hobnobbing last night, you have proved yourself a worthy drinking adversary for your much older and male colleagues. And while I am proud of you for maintaining your composure and sentence structure, it must be pointed out that going shot for shot with people who weigh at least 60 lbs more than you is not the best idea you’ve ever had. That, dear self, was...
How To Live in New York City →
positivelynyc:
Move here when you’re 18 or 22, maybe even 24. Come from somewhere else-the north, south, west, Xanadu- and come to realize that everyone living in New York is a transplant. Even the ones who grew up on the Upper East Side end up moving into a place downtown, which, as you’ll soon discover, is like moving to a different city.
Discover the cruel and bizarre world of New York City...
Watchasie:
Miss Representation — Sundance Nominee 2011
A Film By Jennifer Siebel Newson
darklamb replied to your post: can we start drinking yet?
ooooo shit. btw what did the okc date say when you canceled for the 4th time?
His exact words were, “all right.” So, there went that.
can we start drinking yet?
I came into this new creative environment from the government sector, so it’s suffice to say these workplaces are pretty different. When my coworkers are swearing at each other, I’m usually smiling and saying something painfully annoying like, “I’m sure with some discussion we can reach a mutually beneficial agreement.”
So basically sometimes people want to...
Honorable Chick Move of the Month
This story is convoluted. I apologize in advance, but this girl deserves to be commended.
My friend Lily was dating someone for a few years, let’s call him Dallas. One night, Dallas’s friend Jim is out to a big dinner of friends, including a girl name Jenny who knew Lily vaguely in college.
The discussion was revolving around people sleeping with their interns. Jim says,...
The most likely night of the year to have a... →
That makes sense.
forewarning
I have to cancel my OkCupid date for the 4th time. FOURTH TIME.
I feel like I should include in the message, “just a heads up, this is what dating me would actually be like.”
forewarning
I have to cancel my OkCupid date for the 4th time. FOURTH TIME.
I feel like I should include in the message, “just a heads up, this is what dating me would actually be like.”
